Portland, we have several problems.
Takeaways (mostly pointing out bad and disappointing things) from the third edition of "The Timbers get blasted by the Whitecaps at Providence Park"
Positives: a halftime corgi race and Eric Izoita.
Negatives: pretty much everything else.
The Timbers' crashed back down to earth in resounding fashion in Colorado, have to lick their wounds before the Whitecaps come to town.
Thoughts and takeaways from Portland's "back down to earth" loss in Colorado
A deafening defeat in Commerce City leaves the Timbers with more questions than answers moving forward.
It's the Bassett Bowl in Commerce City for Portland's first away day of 2026.
The Timbers sign an exciting forward, and Le Petit Prince returns to training after a great start to the season.
After an intro that must be heard to be believed from Alex "Cole Bassett Excites Me" Barnes, the gang dives into takeaways from the season opener. Then, we preview the 2026 season with a few predictions.
